If you just can't wait 8 more months for the baby obsession to begin, Will and Kate's new baby-to-be already has its own Twitter feed.
My favorites so far are:
From what I can tell so far, the internet is just a place where people talk about me. I love it! But wait what's love?
The iPad mini was developed solely so I would be able to Tweet my gestation live from the womb. So, that's why that exists!
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I may not have bones yet, but I'm already more important than everyone reading this.
I think my own baby's twitter feed would read something more like:
Stretched leg. Didn't get very far. #Chelsea's baby
Stretched leg. Didn't get very far. #Chelsea's baby
Stretched leg. Didn't get very far. #Chelsea's baby
Stretched leg. Didn't get very far. Will now try punching. #Chelsea's baby
Hiccup. Hiccup. Hiccup. Hiccup. #Chelsea's baby
Stretched leg. Didn't get very far. #Chelsea's baby
I'm already tired of the royal baby news coverage. And just when I thought the news would be more tolerable now that election season is over. Last night the stories were about the possibility of royal twins, the succession of the throne, the royal maternity wardrobe, and how the baby needs to be named Diana. Sigh.
ReplyDeleteIt would really stink to be that second royal twin.
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