Wednesday, December 5, 2012

News from the most important baby in the world



If you just can't wait 8 more months for the baby obsession to begin, Will and Kate's new baby-to-be already has its own Twitter feed.

My favorites so far are:

From what I can tell so far, the internet is just a place where people talk about me. I love it! But wait what's love? 

The iPad mini was developed solely so I would be able to Tweet my gestation live from the womb. So, that's why that exists! 

and

I may not have bones yet, but I'm already more important than everyone reading this.  

I think my own baby's twitter feed would read something more like:

Stretched leg. Didn't get very far. #Chelsea's baby

Stretched leg. Didn't get very far.  #Chelsea's baby

Stretched leg. Didn't get very far.  #Chelsea's baby

Stretched leg.  Didn't get very far.  Will now try punching. #Chelsea's baby

Hiccup.  Hiccup.  Hiccup.  Hiccup.  #Chelsea's baby

Stretched leg.  Didn't get very far.  #Chelsea's baby